THATS THE GIRL FROM CAYLA’S PARTY!
its been 26 years but i’d never forget a face like that! it all started when
she was talking about side jobs and how shes a stunt woman, i didn’t believe
her at first until she did a back flip then landed upside down on a chair,
and shotgunned a beer!
priceless, party soon.
-Hilary
I saw that girl at my mom’s work!! Are you kidding me?! She was a model? She used to service the xerox machines until she got fired for making photocopies of her butt. worst part is, she rigged it so that any copy you make on that machine has her butt on the other side. Since my mom works for the county they won’t buy any new machines, so to this day every copy they make has that girls butt on the other side!! My mom’s gonna freak when i show her this!!
-Stacy Vincent, Riverside CA
I saw Melody outside a Burger King, drunk on cheeseburgers with two women. I walked up and said hello, recognizing her from an editorial spread in ‘W’ from the previous month. She pretended that she didn’t know what i was talking about and then she said, “hey . . . Hey . . . check it out”, got up on the table and started singing ”Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun”, while she did the Roger Rabit dance. It was so weird, but the song did make me hungry, so i went in and got a burger.
Emmery Blance, Danworth MI
I remember seeing Melody Malone at my friend Dale’s birthday party way back in March of 1983. She was hanging out in the corner talking about how she used to be a star, how she used to go to all the cool hollywood parties. but no one believed her.
Jason, Salt Lake City UT

There she is in the back!
Melody Malone was seen at a lakers/celtics game on February 6th 1983
-Stephanie Tarris, Broomfield MA

Look on the right side. It is clearly her!